One time

 an older gay man from elsewhere saw my photo sent me to eat and go to a whore house he KNEW i was straight so get this i get there this blonde come out of her room naked not even smiling i still had some excite left in me though so I walked into the bedroom. she sat down and looked at me with a "so?"so i figured she must think shes that cool so I got naked and stood there and gave her the "well?" look but spinning back to REALITY man she took one good look at me and the afforded lustful desire died . she figured she'll lay there dead till i get off i got dressed and said im leaving she said what about your money? I told her "Aint mine, bye.". End of tale